I am shaking every hand and kissing every cheek, I am just being respectful. For access to all our exclusive celebrity videos and interviews — Subscribe on YouTube!
More News. Get an insider's look at all of the Golden Globe's hottest parties The Situation explains that tension had been building up — and came to a head while the cast was having dinner in Atlantic City together. See what stars look like with Snooki's hair! Read article. Account My Account Sign Out. At least some reality shows are entertaining lies.
The answer is no. I have to stress that this is just one of my three theories. Situation certainly appears to be a human male with all of his limbs. And now Snooki knows the secret is out. So she needs, more than anything, for The Situation to apologize on the record. She has to get him to recant on camera.
But in this metaphor, Sitch is that horrible key witness who refuses to break. Whatever the truth of their assignation, you have to figure that Dr. Well, not a couple months ago. Imagine you meet a swell lady in a swell nightclub in a swell, relatively undisgusting corner of Seaside Heights. Who cares? The point is: Jagar bombs! But then you hear the kicker.
Her job forces her to utterly abandon her dignity. She is surrounded by people who are constantly prodding her to become her worst self. For a few months out of the year, you will appear on one of the most popular TV series in the world as a voice on the Duck Phone. Quack quack quack! Ronnie overheard Snooki on the phone to her boy. She was being flirty. So Ronnie found a nearby phone booth and transformed into Captain Life Coach.
When Snooki called Jionni again, her boy-toy was even more uptight. Ronnie tried to swoop in and save the day. He picked up the phone. Sounds like your masculinity is feeling a bit threatened by the fact that your lady love is so far away. Well, worry not, citizen! Your girlfriend is madly in love with you. Put Nicole back on the phone. My only weakness: being challenged!
Anyhow, everyone was bored of talking about Ronnie and Sam, so everyone agreed to make this a big issue and have an entire lunch where they just talked about Jionni. They want Nicole to be happy. But surely they could have come up with a subtle maneuver? Like, start laying some hints? You should leave him. God made my t—s. I mean, remember in the Book of Genesis, when he got so upset when Adam and Eve started wearing clothes? Actually, if you think about it, God is kind of a hippie, maaaaaaan.
We did last night. Both moments were knowingly deconstructive meta-self-parodies that seemed to suggest multiple levels of reality co-existing at once. It was just like the moment in Ursula K. Viewers, do you think The Situation will ever learn to stop hitting his head against walls? Is Jionni a bad person? Home Article Jersey Shore recap: Jionni vs.
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